Extraordinary“Reminiscences, even extensive ones, do not always amount to an autobiography. For autobiography has to do with time, with sequence and what makes up the continuous flow of life. Here, I am talking of a space, of moments and discontinuities…” -Walter BenjaminExtraordinary
Thank God for the Swiffer duster, Amy mused. It cut down her dusting time by half, which left more time for… absolutely nothing. Once she finished dusting the living room, the house would be clean. She had made dinner; had gone grocery shopping the day before; had balanced the checkbook; had exercised and showered t
Ode to the Botoxed WomanHow did you know? Which part of me told you? The sibylline emeralds in my eyes? They could not have relayed much of a clue - Mascara shrouds them and augments their size. My lips, then? Did they dole out Judas’ kiss - Their pharisaic whisperings so pretty? I hardly think them capable of this - My lipstick color’s Pearl, not Perfidy. Was it my underhanded fingers, then? No - my manicure only speaks in French. Oh, must we go through all of this again? I won’t allow the truth for you to wrench - I never shall concede! Deceiver’s bond… Why yes, of course I’m naturally bOde to the Botoxed Woman
i bow at your feet!!!!
is that scary? i think it was. but yeah, between my sister and I, I have nearly all of Ani's albums at my fingertips if you'd like illegal copies :-P
she's so wonderful and unclassifiable (word?)...
Thanks for the compliments at the Art Fest (though I always get flustered and never know what to say back) and all the support.
You are one fine lady, muh friend! Kicking MAJOR boo-tay in the Rampage (you, Jed, and durr-i-can't-believe-i-forget-his-name are like the sole reason I buy that thing; finally some great quality intellectual, satirical, and just plain weird commentary to read in there! You guys make me laugh out loud in strange ways in the middle of class, garnering me some interesting looks)(that was a lot for one set of parentheses)
Anyway, you are one of the coolest people I have the pleasure of knowing. Keep up the awesomeness :-P
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